What goes into the making of a new SQL Sam story- besides blood, sweat, tears, and an over-active imagination? Find out how the stories are created, and learn the inside jokes hidden in each story.
Out of Control “Sam! Stop this crazy thing!” pleaded Chuck Watson, Data Center Manager, as SQL Sam strode into the server room. Next to Chuck stood an official-looking man and woman, dressed in neat suits. Sam recognized them as Dana Nully and Fox Nullder, the DBAs sent from the consulting agency. “Don’t worry, Chuck, whatever […]
A Bad Dream SQL Sam stood in front of the screaming crowd, with the game-show host urging him on. “Now Sam”, he said, “You have to make a choice. Will it be Door Number 1, Door Number 2, or Door Number 3? Remember, behind one door is an incredible prize. Behind another door is a […]
Watch how SQL Sam unravels why Tulsa Jone’s query is running slow.
The Problem SQL Sam strolled into the war room of MegaCorp, Inc., and was immediately accosted by Fred, the head of the Do-It-All project. “Sam, I’m glad you’re here,” he said, sweat beading up on his brow. “We’ve got big problems.” “What’s up?” said SQL Sam. “As you know, we have two identical servers running […]